MOTOR-BLOG from Coventry

Now I’m working in an office, I’m in the loop for silly email attachments (thanks Tony T)

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the  driver a question and tapped him on the  shoulder.   The driver screamed, lost control of the cab,  nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and crashed through a large plate glass  window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the  cab, and then the still shaking driver said, “I’m sorry,  but you scared the daylights out of  me.”

The frightened passenger apologised to the  driver and said he didn’t realise  a mere tap on the shoulder could  frighten him so much. The driver replied, “No, no, I’m sorry, it’s  entirely my fault. Today is my first  day driving a cab - I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 25 years…..”